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Please no white bathroom towels because the bride’s gigantic hooves tend to get very muddy after a long day in the country. Also, please don’t be alarmed if the bride nays loudly when she opens a gift that she particularly likes. It’s a compliment, really, not to mention a habit. You should have heard her the other night when the neighbors gave us a couples massage at the day spa. Her excitement could be heard for miles!
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