Bachelorette squirrel is eager to tie the nut(!)

See, this is why you leave a box of Entenmann’s coffee cake for squirrels when you get married outside. It’s like leaving milk and cookies for Santa. Just give the lil guys something to nom on so they don’t disturb your fancy blue flower cake like this enterprising fellow. He’s literally burying his tiny, diseased claws inside a thick swirl of icing. Mmmm…rabies.