That awkward moment when the cake is dressed better than the bride.
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Archive for the 'tiara' Category
Pimp My Bride
Dec. 18, 2010
Submitted by: mimi via Submit Page
FACT: This is the best thing a groom can wear. It’s colorful, stylish and one-of-a-kind. Any grooms out there trying to figure out what to wear should consult this guy. He’s got it allllll figured out.
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Another Reception to Take Place at Medieval Times
Oct. 22, 2010
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Time to break out the barley wine and toast to the happy couple! I wonder if their first dance was sung by a bard about slaying dragons. Or if their registry said something like, “Bubonic Plague vaccine”, “a new tapestry” and “glass panes for our windows.” Oh, Medieval people.
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Those Mail-Order Brides Have a Hard Time Letting Go of Russian Fashions
Sep. 7, 2010
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I mean, it could always be worse. A lot worse. But this bride’s mini-skirt and boots still aren’t making much sense to me. It kind of looks like she’s ready to go fancy-rollerskating with Paris Hilton while her bodyguard groom looks on with a feeling of satisfaction. “Ahh…I knew bride #37684 was a good choice.” Is it weird that his sunglasses creep me out a little?
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They May Not Be Classy, But They Sure Look Fun
Aug. 30, 2010
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The chick on the left is like the JWoww of bridesmaids (minus these). Which is to say, she’ll cover you in a porta-potty while smoking, beat up anyone who says anything rude about you and will get you sufficiently hammered at your wedding whether you like it or not. I would like to be her friend.
Related: Festive Is Not an Adjective That Should Be Associated With Porta-Potties
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OMG OMG OMG! Barbie Gets Married!!!
Aug. 18, 2010
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Top 5 Things You Need To Pull Off a Barbie Wedding:
1. Small dog (although the one this bride is holding confuses the hell outta me — am I alone on this?)
2. Fake blond extensions that look like they were purchased at Party City
3. A tiara, obvs
4. Bachelorettes in hot pink dresses who look like they want to kill themselves
5. A Barbie wedding cake that feeds 6, ’cause that makes sense
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Am I the Only One Who Wants to Start Singing “On the Wings of Love” Right Now?
Aug. 15, 2010
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Typically when a bride wears a tiara, it’s a little tacky and tends to stand out. Not this time, though!
Is she a bird who’s flying the coop to be with her one true love? She looks like she’s preparing to lay a few eggs in that thing. And why the patent white boots? She just had to make the outfit worse? I really don’t understand the short-in-the-front, long-in-the-back wedding dress trend. Maybe someone should explain it to me.
Related: Octopus Wedding Dress
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