Usually when I hear that Phil Collins drum solo I bang on my steering wheel or a nearby surface like a bar top. Never has it occurred to me to slap my own breasts around — but from here on out that’s EXACTLY what I’ll be doing. I might even perform said drum boob solo at karaoke this weekend. It’ll be tough to top the Worst DJ On The Face Of The Planet, but I’ll do my best.
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