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The submitter-bride said that she and her fiance each designed a wedding announcement, and this is the groom’s version. And I like it! It makes me think there could be a huge, record-breaking game of “Light As a Feather, Stiff As a Board” at the wedding, which I would be totally into. Plus, I enjoy the scary determination in his eyes. Very believable.
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Submitted by: Unknown
Sure, it’s immature to joke about a bald man getting married in Bald Head Island, but did that stop me from laughing? No, it did not. In fact, every time I look at this dude’s giant shiny forehead I’m reminded of how awesome these ironic/pun-tastic wedding announcements are. So send ‘em if you see ‘em, folks. They make Mondays better.
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There’s no beating around the bush with these two! ZING. When a Wang meets a Holder, you know it’s “right” from the start. Kind of like if you meet someone who shares your birthday, favorite ice cream flavor, eye color and life’s ambition to sing back-up for Jon Secada. Just marry that person right then and there. It’s meant to be.
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Am I immature enough to think this is funny? Yes, yes I am. It’s all about the accompanying photo. They chose a picture so subdued and relaxed, and yet it sits beside a declaration basically implying that the groom is hung like a horse. Plus, how does one end up with a last name like Wiwi? This may be one of my favorite wedding announcements yet!
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I know what this couple’s doing tonight! ZING!! The look on her face really does say it all: “I was looking for a man who could handle this, and then came along my fiance. See that look of satisfaction on his face? That’s the look of a man with the last name BEST. His name isn’t William Daniel Mediocre, it’s BEST.”
Something tells me these two will be very happy.
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Submitted by: Steve Swift via Submit Page
I hope they’re renting a laugh track for the ceremony. I don’t think I could contain my snort if I heard Pastor Jeff Brendle say, “We welcome you to the sacred union of Meredith Woody and Dr. Large.” In fact, I’m almost certain I’d be forced to yell out, “KA-CHING!! Paging Dr. Large!” A laugh track would really help to drown that reckless immaturity out.
PS: Who else wants to go as Dr. Large for Halloween this year besides me? Everyone? I thought so.
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Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
First I’d like to give a shout out to Emily Crapp, because she actually survived growing up with the shittiest last name I’ve ever heard. Cheers, Emily! Next I’d like to propose a toast to the happy couple: May the wind be at your backs, may the road rise to meet you, and may your taste buds mature to appreciate a hoppy amber IPA. I know this is the Crapp-Beer wedding but did you really have to serve Olde English 800 and Natty Light to illustrate that point??
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