Submitted by: Unknown

Yep, nothing to see here folks. Just a couple of crazy kids who strapped on accessories before getting married and decided to take a jog in the surf. After this they’re going to hop on their unicycles and juggle a few champagne flutes, which will be followed immediately by the first dance to “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” Totally normal.

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Whoa. I’ve seen some interesting “bridal water photos” but this has got to be the scariest. Is she trying to break the world record for holding your breath the longest underwater on your wedding day while wearing formal wear? If so, then I totally get it. (Hellooo, URDB!) If not, someone please explain it to me so I don’t have nightmares tonight. Kthx.

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Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe the bride is attempting to “throw her hands in the air like she just don’t care.” But, I’m not believing it. Between her half-assed “roof-raising” and the stiff, mannequin-like groom, neither seems overjoyed about getting wet in those clothes.

Maybe he just remembered that his wallet is in his back pocket? Maybe the photographer coerced them into jumping out of the boat and they thought it was a good idea until just this second? Either way, I feel bad for this couple. Not the best way to kick off the celebration as husband and wife. If you’re going to get wet on your wedding day, really make it count.

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And the judges say… 9.7, 9.7, 9.6! This bride’s got MAD SKILLZ. I kinda want to get this professionally printed with archival inks and frame it n’ shit. She’s got great form for a first-timer (assuming she isn’t working on her 2nd or 3rd marriage, of course). Totally reminds me of this keg stand queen. 

Come to think of it, there are a bunch of talented wedding athletes that roll through Wedinator. I guess weddings just bring out the excitement in people.